Guitar Effects Pedal Turns Notes Into Farts

In real mature news, this is the already-funded Kickstarter campaign for the Fart Pedal, a guitar effects pedal that turns guitar input into farts. It includes a switch for selecting either juicy or dry farts, and a knob for just how much gas the pedal produces. It also comes with several ‘fake out’ decals that hide the pedal’s true nature to prank your bandmates. What a time to be alive and in a band! That said, if anybody in my band tries to prank me with a fart pedal during a performance I’m pushing them off stage into the mosh pit then kicking a few amps in to be used as weapons. Continue reading

10 Scary Star Wars Stories to Watch on Disney+

Somewhere in the galaxy, a fanged creature shrieks underground. Witches of the mist cackle in the night. A worm slithers into the brain of a horrified clone trooper. The Star Wars universe has many heroes and rebels, but it also has its fair share of diabolical villains and creepy creatures that go bump in the night.  Continue reading