Soap, just like a hamburger right before you swim, is hard not to eat, especially when your mom tells you not to. And now it’s going to be even more difficult no thanks to this hamburger soap manufactured and sold by Etsy shop SnowsCutSoaps. Each $6 slider-size burger comes with six individual soap pieces: bottom bun, burger patty, lettuce, tomato, top bun, and pickle. Unfortunately for anybody seeking a true burger soap eating experience, the soaps are only available in bonfire and honey almond scents and NOT Whopper Jr. That is a shame. Just like how the shell shaped soaps in my parents’ guest bathroom don’t taste like the ocean at all.
Meet Galactic Wildlife Big and Small in Star Wars Galaxy of Creatures
It’s time for your family to go on a galactic safari…and become experts on Star Wars creatures and critters!
Baby Yoda In Hover Crib Snow Globe
Because wherever there’s Mandalorian merchandise to be sold, there’s money to be made hand-over-fist, this is The Child Glitter Globe available from The Bradford Exchange ($90). This year’s must-have holiday decoration features Grogu in his hover crib, surrounding with swirling glitter that, at least in my mind, he generated with The Force. Still, if they really wanted to make money they should have included a floating shift knob in there that operates like a Magic 8-Ball.
M. Night Shyamalan’s Next Movie Reveals Its Title and New Release Date
Filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan has announced the official name and new release date of the previous untitled movie project he’s developing for Universal Pictures. Called Knock at the Cabin, Shyamalan’s next movie will hit theaters on February 3, 2023, two weeks earlier than first announced.
Boulet Brothers’ Dragula Season 4 Trailer Teases Drama-Filled Horrors
Shudder has dropped the trailer for Season 4 of the groundbreaking reality drag competition The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula, which teases the drama-filled spookfest to come. We get a brief glimpse of the “Uglies” we’ll be getting to know throughout each episode and a look at some of the guests brought on to help judge. Season 4 starts on October 19 with new episodes releasing on Shudder every Tuesday afterward.
Finally, The Princess Bride Action Figures My Childhood Was Missing
Available for pre-order from McFarlane Toys (shipping in November), this is the line of The Princess Bride action figures featuring the likenesses of Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo Montoya, and Fezzik. All the figures feature 22 moving parts for maximum articulation and Westley, Princess Buttercup and Inigo stand 7-inches tall and are $25 apiece, with Fezzik almost ten inches tall and $40. Or you can buy the complete set for $98. Me? I’m holding out for them to also produce Miracle Max, Vizzini and a Rodent Of Unusual Size action figures before I make my purchase decision, which, if I’m being completely honest with myself, will probably still be a firm no.